Coding Ninja’s Website Smackdown
Welcome to the inaugural edition of Website Smackdown. From time to time, I will post a website that is so hideous that it must enter our Smackdown Hall of Fame. How it works is that if I come across a website that is just too horrible not to share, I will post it along with the Smackdown rank, and will range anywhere from three to five red hands. I will also be taking user submissions, so if you happen to come across a truly horrendous website, click the ASK link and submit the URL.
Today’s link came from a colleague of mine who was searching for carpet cleaners, and came across Sappington’s Carpet Care. This website is atrocious. It has broken so many cardinal web design rules, I don’t even know where to begin! Here is just a small list of where they went terribly wrong:
- A strange barber’s pole indicating the Flash load percentage
- Annoying background music that automatically plays when site finishes loading
- Couldn’t figure out what the heck that apparatus is
- Animated backgrounds behind copy
- Font colors and copy colors are too close on the color wheel, making the site very difficult to read
- The scrollbar doesn’t function
- Redundant links (i.e. “Menu” and “To Main” link back to the home page)
This is by far one of the worst examples of a Flash-based website out there. Does this site have any redeeming qualities? Not a one. This site needs to be smacked down. Hard.

